Evil Bone Water Unlocked
Evil Bone Water is my Windex.
Bonus points for anyone that gets the reference.
Evil Bone Water (Zheng Gu Shui) is a superior product to anything else on the market.
It’s a Chinese topical medicinal hand-crafted with only empirical grade herbal ingredients in an approved facility, commonly used for:
Incidental Injuries (particularly sports injuries)
Joint Pain
Spinal Pain
Muscle & Ligament Pain
Bruising
Sprains
General Pain
Cuts & Insect Bites
What do we use it for here at Kismet?
Bruises, inflammation, broken/fractured bones, arthritis, pain, bug bites, and just about everything else. Last year we shipped it to over 30 states and we are well on our way to breaking that record this year.
Mark Brinson is an acupuncturist in Florida who created an elevated version of a classic Chinese Medicine pain liniment. He uses imperial grade Chinese herbs, a shit ton of Everclear, and a few weeks of soaking time for the ultimate potency. Then he puts them in glass bottles and ships them to me!
Most people have no idea that what we get in the USA is inferior quality and most herbalists might not even think that much about it.
The real winner and what makes it magnitudes better, is the herb quality.
Making it with B or C quality herbs (which is what is commonly available and sold by US suppliers) and then craft it with imperial grade herbs (2-5 grades above normal) is basically a different product. Every herb is microscopically tested not only for proper variety and contaminants, but strength. The creators make sure they are all sustainable and ethically sourced. Everything that goes into that bottle comes from the finest ingredients on the planet.
Evil Bone Water has no animal products. Furthermore, non-GMO, gluten-free, cruelty-free, pesticide-free, and contaminant free.
The power of Evil Bone Water is it actually helps the problem instead of just patching up the symptoms.
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The power of Evil Bone Water is it actually helps the problem instead of just patching up the symptoms. ✨
There are two main methods you can use with Evil Bone Water.
Compress Method: moisten a gauze pad or cotton ball with Evil Bone Water. Apply to the affected area with a piece of tape to keep it in place and allow it to absorb for no longer than 30-45 minutes. This method can be done twice a day.
Swipe and Go Method: apply 2-3 times a day to the affected area with a cotton ball and allow it to dry.
For both methods, using it consistently is the key to the best results!
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